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tabit:

I’m not in the mood to exist

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thatsgoldjerry:

me 83% of the time

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My friend posted this today and I was thinking about it and my list would look more like

-will eat cereal for dinner with me

-will be funny as fuck but let me think i’m funnier 

-will drag my ass to the gym

-will be my bag bitch when we go shopping

-will flatter me whilst speaking in different accents

-will not be an IDIOT

-will take hideous snapchats with me

-will make out with me but not in public because that’s literally barforama

-will record SNL if I fall asleep in the middle 

• Me:*sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

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• Plot Twist:All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

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inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

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